有培龍的fu
新生說明會上，同桌的外國人(忘了那一國，在歐洲吧)。
對面有個帥哥…
髮型、鬍子、臉…
愈看愈像一個型男教授…
動作、舉手投足都像，
給人的壓迫感節節升高…
短褲、涼鞋…穿著都像(抱歉狗仔不夠專業，拍不到清楚的圖orz)
只可惜我沒膽去跟他哈啦…
For Mother's Day, it's the "Top Ten Pieces of Advice For Being a Good Mother."
10. Even if you're not, say you're proud. 9. Don't stare at the hairpiece. 8. Kids love construction sites. 7. Lower your expectation. 6. When your child won't stop crying, say, "enough, David, you're 63!" 5. To keep baby company, how about a raccoon? 4. If he learns to shoot pool, he'll never go hungry. 3. There's no better babysitter than television. 2. No matter how much he begs, don't go to the prom with him. 1. Once they're 18, they ain't your problem.
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BTW,別忘了問他是不是基督徒喔
XDDD
下次有看到我先來搭訕一下:p
我又遇到這個型男囉！
他念Control theory的(What the hell is that?)
來自Romania。
還蠻親切的，下次看有沒有緣再看跟他聊天了~