Something James doesn't know
“James 怎麼什麼事都知道啊！？ 他有不知道的事情嗎？”
“嗯……有吧。”
“是什麼？”
“如果你問他，"你有沒有什麼事是你不知道的？"，他可能不知道。”
For Mother's Day, it's the "Top Ten Pieces of Advice For Being a Good Mother."
10. Even if you're not, say you're proud. 9. Don't stare at the hairpiece. 8. Kids love construction sites. 7. Lower your expectation. 6. When your child won't stop crying, say, "enough, David, you're 63!" 5. To keep baby company, how about a raccoon? 4. If he learns to shoot pool, he'll never go hungry. 3. There's no better babysitter than television. 2. No matter how much he begs, don't go to the prom with him. 1. Once they're 18, they ain't your problem.
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