Klein Hsu' blog 盛宴之後 After the Party...

要風度不要溫度 愛美不怕流鼻水

Long weekend, never ends. Hail the auspicious Double Ten!

“James 怎麼什麼事都知道啊！？ 他有不知道的事情嗎？” “嗯……有吧。” “是什麼？” “如果你問他，"你有沒有什麼事是你不知道的？"，他可能不知道。”

要懷抱夢想、要能看見未來。

FD：欸，你能不能用Mathematica幫我畫一下exp(-x^2)圖看長什麼樣子啊？ Ich：exp(-x^2)…不就是Gaussian嗎？ FD：咦…對哦…(偷笑，走) Ich：唉呀，妳是exp(-r)的積分可以心算的啊~真的是發燒燒壞了啊… FD：……(偷笑，走) 三小時後… Ich：該死。 FD：怎麼啦？ Ich：剛才在resource room小朋友問的問題竟然算不出來。 FD：你沒燒也是答不出來。 Ich：哎喲~！？哎喲~！？ ………………

有一位年輕的農夫救了一隻田螺，帶回家養在水缸裡。 後來農夫發現每天中午回家時都有燒好的飯和菜在桌上。 農夫覺得很困惑，想知道這是怎麼一回事。 他於是就找了一天不出門看看發生了什麼事。 他就看到原來是那隻田螺變成了年輕貌美的姑娘起來為農夫燒飯。 從此農夫就和這位田螺姑娘好了。 感謝FD提供此故事！

Lately Pittsburgh is really eventful. Several robberies, thefts, homicides, suicide. Whole lots of equipment, including computers and monitors were stolen in the department I am working in, wholesale. "Professional". Well maybe they rented a U-Haul truck for this. It was Sunday when the equipment were stolen. I was at that building. Maybe that's why I was consulted. The investigation officer asked me a couple questions over the phone. I was so disappointed. Why just over the phone? Couldn't it be at the police office? No better chance can let me go to the police office, "legally." I want to see and talk to the "armed and fabulous" cops....